I've given this a lot of thought over the last few days and after today's consumption, I can now say with 100% conviction, with 100% certainty, that eating mass quantities of cabbage makes you fart. I'm not 100% certain if the addition of corned beef and potatoes contributes significantly toward passing gas, but I'm 100% certain that the cabbage does, indeed, make you fart. I will be eating a LOT more cabbage tomorrow on St. Paddy's Day as well, so I'm certain the farting trend will continue, unabated.